Mei is on the table again. Claiming it all for herself. Last night she laid on my face. Could you please excuse me for a moment? Thanks. (“I R Godcat. Fud me.” “No. And you know it.” “I R goins outside. Wait. Too cold. I staying inside.” “Fine. Have it your way.”) Okay, well that’s all taken care of. Now we can talk again. Now what was I talking about? Oh, right. Mei. She went outside and then she came back in saying it was too cold and shaking her head.
