The Cat God

Today Mei has been sunbathing outside in the cold. Sorry I have not posted anything in a while, but I have some very funny news. I have come to realize, that if you put something over Mei when she is sunbathing under the glass table, she will be tremendously upset. She will even try to bite you! I have not taken down my Christmas tree down yet, and Mei has been trying to eat it and is apparently saying,”You keep all the presents, and I will keep my tree, thank you very much.” It is hilariously cute.

Da Table God

Mei is on the table again. Claiming it all for herself. Last night she laid on my face. Could you please excuse me for a moment? Thanks. (“I R Godcat. Fud me.” “No. And you know it.” “I R goins outside. Wait. Too cold. I staying inside.” “Fine. Have it your way.”) Okay, well that’s all taken care of. Now we can talk again. Now what was I talking about? Oh, right. Mei. She went outside and then she came back in saying it was too cold and shaking her head.

Da God Mei

Today Mei was in the bathroom sink! This is a real photo of her. She went onto the dining room table and licked the remains of our New Years turkey. I opened a bag of chocolate, and because Mei loves the crinkling sound of packages, she jumped of the table and ran over to me with pleading eyes. I gave her a bubble wrap, and she was so satisfied, she went to sleep on it! She begged for Friskies canned wet cat food A.K.A. ‘fud’.